I have come to accept the fact that the closest I will get to Gabe Saporta is this:
I accept it. Doesn’t mean I like it. But no matter. I’m still super baller. His loss. And yes, dude. I’m an awesome dentist. I’m doing double-dontics for cryin out loud!!! Anyways, I was watching some show on Food Network, and this particular chef (highly likely that it was Claire Robinson) was making a beurre blanc sauce with an entire pound of butter. As good as it looked, I knew I could still one-up it, and make it non-dairy in the process, while still maintaining some semblance of health. Because I’m just so awesome. You know its true, don’t try to argue. You won’t win.